"Le Flex first started his music project to attract as many groupies as possible. 
Instead all he gets are DJs messaging him to collaborate on their half-finished ideas. 
He loves sunshine, Scotch, and looking under his bed Allow me to assault your ears with a collection of songs that would sour any dinner party.

After being lovingly crafted in my spare time away from my main job as a gigolo in the south of France, these albums are now available to earn me pence on streaming services. I thank you for your continued support."